*dabs grease off pizza with a paper towel* I’m eating healthy
Meal plan: $1,457
The sun: $3,381
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.